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Andy Kalmowitz
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Andy Kalmowitz is a Reporter covering all things automotive at Jalopnik. The only thing he loves more than cars is New Jersey and The Sopranos. Drop me a line akalmowitz@jalopnik.com
we are all jarglus Read more
me, also specifically Read more
love Dusk til Dawn, but he didn’t direct it! Rules are rules. Read more
I thought about it, but Chrissy was dumb enough to definitely take out a huge loan on a car. Read more
hell yeah brother, cheers from iraq Read more
I’m here for the vibes, not the speed 😎 Read more
your mom’s car (this goes for anyone reading this comment) Read more
Exactly that! Read more
Hell yeah B1G Brothers. I do love the Avenger video, but it’s a bit much at this point. Read more
you’re welcome Read more
If the M3 Comp Wagon had seats this uncomfortable and suspension this nausea-inducing, then no. It still wouldn’t be good. Read more
im going full armored suit for this one Read more
Four way tie for first: Read more
correct answer Read more
not quite, no Read more
I was 14 when we last wrote that. Feels like it’s time to reignite the discussion. Read more
I just watched Smart House for the first time a few days ago. It’s actually an insane film. I cannot believe Disney made it. Read more
i’d make it a brown manual wagon that is used from the factory. Read more
be gone Read more